vriska-ler: “women aren’t allowed to—” “women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods” “men are biologically better than women at—” “only men can/should—” “it’s not ladylike to—” “you’re not a real woman if you don’t—” “men are dominant and superior—” “women have to—” “she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex” “she asked for it/it was her fault for—” ...
diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens #especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset
it is 1:37 in the morning on a school night somebody please tell me why i am awake hjkefdshgfhkfhkfhkgkfhljgbnvryi
Anonymous asked: post a picture of yourself, please(:
mom: you need to change your damn attitude
the-lost-memory: i really hate who i am.
mikisayaka: IM REALLY AMAZED AT KNOWING ENGLISH LIKE I CAN COMPREHEND AN ENTIRE LANGUAGE THAT IS SO FCKED UP
How Benedict Cumberbatch takes a compliment:
Benedict: I do have a slightly strange face and, um, it's always marked me out as being somewhat period drama orientated, I guess. And, I--
Louise: Your face isn't strange.
Benedict: Why is--well, okay. Alright, thank you. Um....but anyway, my my sort of--yeah, anyway uh--it's weird! Um, but uh, I've got, yeah.
beatlesgarden: leaveliestotheliars: asheathes: When someone says something is “the next Harry Potter” Do you not understand? There is no “next Harry Potter” YOU CANNOT REPLICATE ANYTHING HARRY POTTER HAS ACHIEVED Same as the Beatles. I’m sorry but it doesn’t matter how popular a boy band gets or how much you hate the Beatles NO ONE WILL EVER BE COMPARABLE BECAUSE OF A WHOLE NUMBER OF...
my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS We are not fucking HILARIOUS HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
the-vashta-nerada: my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went out in the theatre because of a storm and the movie shut off and after a few seconds i just went “well this is a mediocre gatsby” and everyone groaned and four people left
chompyface: i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future
aangnog: sorry i only like boys i would never have a chance with
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
dirkkat: “why do you ship that? it’s never going to be canon”
roseplated: CAN I INJECT THIS ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM
riddlemehiddleston: quitcomplaining: i have...
andrewhussiesbosom: amporacronus: andrewhussiesbosom: WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER” could be either one
you know whats delicious and extremely fucking addicting? VEGGIE CHIPS WITH VEGAN CREAM CHEESE LIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT the cream cheese alternative is not as thick as normal cream cheese; it’s more like a dip anyway, so I thought I would try some with my favorite veggie chips and yeah long story short my mind was blown and I probably couldve eaten the whole thing in one go but I didnt...